Color war comedy

Camp Chayolei Hamelech comedy song color war 5771

T.T.T.O. Ain't gonna work on Saturday

Chorus

Welcome to camp Chayolei, renovation’s on the way

But we had to stop halfway, because it rains here everyday

Directed by the EMT, who employed Shloimie

Every single morning, we awake from the PA

When all the staff start singing, I just run away

That’s really not the Oifen, I want to start my day

Good thing I’m part of staff, I can puff away

The head counselor Davens, while we catch all the flies

When he looks our way, we Daven for the prize

But because of Zalmy Sandhaus, Davening’s not so long

We just skip the Kaddish, and move right along

When we eat some bread, no one actually knows

One day it’s Hamoitzi, the next day Mezonos

We turn to our counselor, ask him what to say

He goes to the kitchen, and gets chased away

The waiters don’t get paid, but they’re still so nice

You can always ask them, for an extra slice

I’m not really sure, if it will come or not

But by the time it comes, it will surely rot

Everyday after breakfast, to clean up we do go

Basketball water fights, for one hour or so

Sweeping and mopping, the counselors are finally done

But in the end, to mark they just don’t come

We have a man named Zushe, I’m sure you all heard him

One of the things he does, is convert Goyim

(Chop, Chop)

He’ll teach you to survive, so very simply

If someone tries to kill you, just do XYZ

We had a staff play, but there were no mikes

And the ones that worked, kept on taking hikes

The play was so scary, especially the part

When the driver left, and again the train did start

Nobody believed, that we had a grand trip

Because it wasn’t as big, as the waiters tip

But one thing for sure, surprised me and you

Who made it there first, it was Robbinyu

The director of our camp, between me and you

What he actually does, no one has a clue

Also what’s confusing, between you and me

Are we talking about Shloimi, Mendy or Zalmy

His name is Mendy Spritzer, he’s not exactly small

And when you need something, he’s not the one to call

One thing I will tell you, plates you should never rob

Saving camp money, is his only job

They get along so well, like a family

They entertain us, Moshe and Yolli

When it comes to emergencies, he will take our call

And they serve uncle crazy as Shmyonke material

Thank you all for coming, to our Chassunah so grand

With our very special, wooden music band

Since you might get hungry, so as a side dish

Of course we will be serving, lots of Gefilte fish