Grammen

Chayolei Hamelech 5771 Color War Grammen 

Yossel Friedman Yossel Friedman

At the fire when you said the story

I didn’t yet know about your fame and glory

But Yossel Yossel

Although now you’re seated with the elite

Next time please give someone else your seat

Zalman Sandhaus Zalman Sandhaus

In the middle of the fall

They hired you for Chayolei not montreal

But Zalman Zalman

Although now you’re so happy to be a judge

When it comes to lights out you just don’t budge

Ari Abramowitz Ari Abramowitz

What happened to the days of old

Last year you were more crazy I was told

But don’t worry Ari

You can continue to sleep all day thru

Cause this year we have Aibidoola Aibidoo

Yisroel Silverstein Yisroel Silverstein

Riding a golf cart is your claim to fame

And as a ventriloquist you put all else to shame

But Yisroel Yisroel

I don’t mean to offend his holy sir

But I think you were hired as learning director

Uncle crazy uncle crazy

There’s so much to make fun of you

Because you turned this camp into a zoo

But don’t worry Zalmy

To offend you I won’t do

I don’t want to get a black and blue

Yisroel Yarmak Yisroel Yarmak

From learning teacher to counselor you were promoted

Iz a Rayeh that you are quite devoted

But Yisroel Yisroel

I'll say it out Reich and flat

Why don't you wear a jacket and hat

Bunk Ches Banquet Grammen

Boruch Liborow Boruch Liborow
The first funny thing on my list
Was when you waited for a package which didn’t exist
Mordy Kadanar Mordy Kadanar
You love to sing all away
There’s a reason I left on Visiting day

Mutty Strenberg Mutty Strenberg
When we’re about to give you a Shishim Shono card
You ask for it and it becomes hard
Mendel Rodal Mendel Rodal
To Oholei Torah you are new
So we would like to welcome you to our wonderful zoo

Mendel Borochov Mendel Borochov
You didn’t seem to care
When Mendel Notik said you have a Chassidishe Tziyur
Mendel Weinbaum Mendel Weinbaum
When you came to lineup you were looking for the hill
Then you realized it wasn’t Parkville

Complain, complain, complain, complain
Complain, complain, complain, complain
Complain, complain, complain, complain
Levi Laufer I’m calling your name

Mendel Mendel
Your last name is Hendel
So why is there no Yechi written on your Yarmulka and  Bendel
But Mendel Mendel
On Friday you were making some trouble
You sat in the Mikvah and popped every bubble

Shmuli Sandhaus Shmuli Sandhaus
On the bus you thought I came from the zoo
Little did you know I sleep all day through
But Shmuli Shmuli
When you get home tell your mother
Next time don’t put me in camp with my brother

Efraim Barber Efraim Barber
You thought the way to get a late night
Was to go on stage and start a fight
But Efraim Efraim
Apply the Tanya you know by heart to what you do daily
Them maybe one day you’ll be like Naftali

Bunk Ches Bunk Ches
You never make up your mind
Everyday someone else to pick on, you do find
But Bunk Ches Bunk Ches
Next summer I won’t be your counselor
But I might be your night activity director

Bunk Ches 5771 Reunion 5772 Grammen

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
When you catch the bags in 770
It might help if you shared some of your candy
But Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
Now that I made fun of you, you wonna punch my lip
But don’t forget I let you go on the whole grand trip

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
When not to come to Mesibas Shabbos some do choose
You’re the only one with a good excuse
Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
It’s not because you’re lazy to walk far away
It’s just not worth it to walk a whole day

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
You wanted to go on or with me on Tahalucha
But my shoulders were hurting so I went with my Mishpacha
But Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
To show your teeth in the bunk picture looks like it hurt
Maybe it’s because your teeth matched your shirt

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
Up and down on Simchas Torah you were busy
And by Simchas Beis Hashoieivah you looked quite dizzy
So Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
What would help you, I asked Naftali
He said you should learn from Tzvi how to be more Jumpy

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
You’re counselor doesn’t know how to use photo-shop
Because of that sadly there was a little flop
But Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
Thank you for a Farbrengen so nice
And if you come to Mishmor I have a prize

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
Thank you for the ride in your car
Because of that I’m much skinnier by far
But Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
I’ll let everyone know who you are
You still didn’t get your package so far

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
I can see on your face
You didn’t think this would continue into Ayin Beis
But Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
הם לא יודעים על מי אני מדבר
ואתה היחיד שמבין מה שאני עכשיו אומר

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
What time it was, we’ll keep it between me and you
But when you were doing Hoshanos I was doing it too
Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
Another thing similar between you and me
We don’t take anything seriously

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
You made a reunion but only half the bunk came
I really hope you didn’t go insane
But Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
Just be happy it didn’t rain
I’m trying to get you not to complain

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
If it is a very hot day
Don’t forget to put suntan lotion right away
Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
If you don’t then Oy Vey Vey
I’m gonna have to take your Daled Samach away

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
In camp you would say that it’s not fair
And as your counselor I just didn’t care
But Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
Thank you for coming all the way here
Even though to you some did not appear

Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
When you came in I guessed who you are
According to your Yarmulka that I saw from far
Mr. guess who, Mr. guess who
I don’t really know your brother
I made up a story from my father’s mother

Bunk guess, bunk guess
The journal is coming out soon
As soon as the head staff land from the moon
But bunk guess, bunk guess
Before you read the journal I would like to make it clear
That everything in there, was written last year