Camp Chayolei Hamelech comedy song color war 5771
T.T.T.O. Ain't gonna work on Saturday
Chorus
Welcome to camp Chayolei, renovation’s on the way
But we had to stop halfway, because it rains here everyday
Directed by the EMT, who employed Shloimie
Every single morning, we awake from the PA
When all the staff start singing, I just run away
That’s really not the Oifen, I want to start my day
Good thing I’m part of staff, I can puff away
The head counselor Davens, while we catch all the flies
When he looks our way, we Daven for the prize
But because of Zalmy Sandhaus, Davening’s not so long
We just skip the Kaddish, and move right along
When we eat some bread, no one actually knows
One day it’s Hamoitzi, the next day Mezonos
We turn to our counselor, ask him what to say
He goes to the kitchen, and gets chased away
The waiters don’t get paid, but they’re still so nice
You can always ask them, for an extra slice
I’m not really sure, if it will come or not
But by the time it comes, it will surely rot
Everyday after breakfast, to clean up we do go
Basketball water fights, for one hour or so
Sweeping and mopping, the counselors are finally done
But in the end, to mark they just don’t come
We have a man named Zushe, I’m sure you all heard him
One of the things he does, is convert Goyim
(Chop, Chop)
He’ll teach you to survive, so very simply
If someone tries to kill you, just do XYZ
We had a staff play, but there were no mikes
And the ones that worked, kept on taking hikes
The play was so scary, especially the part
When the driver left, and again the train did start
Nobody believed, that we had a grand trip
Because it wasn’t as big, as the waiters tip
But one thing for sure, surprised me and you
Who made it there first, it was Robbinyu
The director of our camp, between me and you
What he actually does, no one has a clue
Also what’s confusing, between you and me
Are we talking about Shloimi, Mendy or Zalmy
His name is Mendy Spritzer, he’s not exactly small
And when you need something, he’s not the one to call
One thing I will tell you, plates you should never rob
Saving camp money, is his only job
They get along so well, like a family
They entertain us, Moshe and Yolli
When it comes to emergencies, he will take our call
And they serve uncle crazy as Shmyonke material
Thank you all for coming, to our Chassunah so grand
With our very special, wooden music band
Since you might get hungry, so as a side dish
Of course we will be serving, lots of Gefilte fish
